The Anime Gang: NarutoSasuke's hot, Lee is notNeji's a jerk and Shikamaru's Lazy,Ino's a brat and Naruto's crazySakura's weak, Hinata is meek,and Tenten comes traveling afterChoji is large, Gaaras in charge,Temari goes whoosh, Shino's bugs go smoosh.Kenkorou's a (puppet) weasel, Orochimaru's evil,Kabuto's a thug, Kiba's on drugs,And the sound four are just there.Itachi has awesome hair.
Abducted pt 3Eri smiled softly as she watched her husband mess with their adopted daughter's hair. He was a completely different person from what he was when they had first come to this house. His mind was stressed beyond belief and he had become paranoid, thinking that maybe even his pregnant lover would somehow betray him. When he wasn't pacing and stressing, he was cool and distant from the mother of his child, usually blocking himself in the study. It all upset her because all she wanted was to see the man she loved adjust to their new life and be able to relax. She had to spend her first pregnancy comforting him and easing his mind while trying to keep her own emotions and hormones under control. It wasn't a very happy first year until after their sons were born. After seeing his sons born Madara had become curious of them, and Eri had used that to her advantage as she tried to rebuild her relationship with him. Now fifteen years later here they were happily married with four of their own kids
Bleach at the Beach "Yo Baldy, you better put some sunscreen on under your wig or you're gonna have a nasty burn tomorrow." Hiyori flicked the sunscreen at the Vizard and went back to her sandcastle. Hirako grabbed the sunscreen (SPF 30) and squirted most of it into the sand, despite Hinamori and Rangiku's squeals of protest. "I don't wear a wig. This hair is perfectly natural." Hirako patted the top of his head. "You're just jealous." "Yeah, right." Hiyori scoffed, taking off her white T-shirt to reveal a plain black onepiece swimsuit. "Come on, Rukia!" Together, they ran screaming into the ocean, hand-in-hand. "Soi Fon! Soi Fon!" The second division Captain screamed in protest as Yoruichi dumped a bucket of sand over her. "You witch!" she spat. Yoruichi shrugged. "Just clear it off with your spiritual energy
Shino's happy dayHappy? This day was to be considered happy? Out of all the words he could come to think of, "happy" was the one least likely to accurately describe how he'd feel about this day. Even so, Kiba had still used that word, followed by "birthday", to greet Shino today. If there was one word he wanted to describe a birthday with, he would certainly not pick the word "happy", that was for sure."Come on now, open it! Either you open the present now, or give it back to me!", Kiba yelled, annoyed to no end with how Shino always phased out all the time, thinking about bugs, or whatever it was Shino did."Be my guest.", Shino coldly and unenthusiastically replied his friend, knowing very well how much a comment like that would provoke Kiba.Fortunately for Shino, Kiba had learned to deal with the Aburame long ago, since they'd been on the same team for about 3 years now, so instead of having Shino's thick, brown hair as dental floss when he'd bitten his head clean of his shoulders, he settled on t
Final Fantasy NarutoI DO NOT own Naruto or any of the Final Fantasy games! I own this story and if you steal this you will forever be chased by Sasuke, Orochiamru, Ino, Neji and TIDUS! ~Final Fantasy Naruto~One day a young lad named Andrew (me lol) was unbelievably bored one day. So bored he was willing to actually draw something and put it up on DeviantArt! So instead he decided to keep up his random fanfictions by adding this rando-Me: *Smacks announcer* Dammit shut up! Gah I never get good help around here these days! Who are you again?Announcer: *pulls off a mask*Me: WTF MATE?!Announcer: It's me, Sasuke!Me: ..DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!! *grabs Cloud's sword*Cloud: Hey wait a minute give me that back!Me: NO MUST KILL SAS-GAY!!!